Eight little Burning Man pleasures
Eating or drinking anything containing ice.
Picking playa boogers out of your nose.
Putting sunblock on those delicate, less frequently exposed
Having dirty fingernails in a place where everyone else has
Food ÷ who cares?
Not a television in sight.
Being able to write "Wash Me" on any car you come
Knowing that the phone won't ring in the middle of something
Eight little Burning Man pains
Not being able to go anywhere without water.
Always feeling sticky slathered with sunblock.
Not being able to find your camp at night.
Sleep guilt ÷ what if you miss out on something cool?
The nagging fear that some lawsuit will this year the last.
Constantantly wondering: "Why didn't I start coming x years ago?"
÷ Hurricane Linda