Nipples get pinched!
by Sage Collins
even try to find this story last year, as it happened right outside my tent.
Around noon, I stepped outside my camp to find two officers, three agents,
three Rangers, a K-9 Unit, and two unlucky Burners ÷ and two huge tits. More
accurately, two "tit-tents" designed to look like breasts and the
homes of the Burners. Unfortunately, they were showing a little too much when a
county officer saw them enjoying a nice smoke break, bong and all, through an
Let this be
a warning to everyone here this year. The number of citations and arrests last
year is one I don't want to remember (it was a lot), but the magic number for
anyone (including these two) caught was $250. It's the best case scenario for anyone here in the Silver State should
the Tin Stars arrive, as any drug not available in a casino or whorehouse is
treated with a zero-tolerance policy. The officers involved had no comment ÷ so
I just muttered a few comments into the tape recorder myself. I'll refrain from
printing them, thank you.