Topless Women have it made at Burning Man
apologies to anyone of non-hetero sexual orientations, but Burning Man is still
about guys chasing girls. That "alternative society" crap you keep
hearing about is really only about alternative pick up lines. Don't believe me?
Think we're above all that? Then walk around with a topless woman for about an
hour and get back to me.
Woman walks around the playa for five minutes and comes back with a hot fajita
and a cold margarita. I walk around the playa and come back with a sunburn and
dusty feet. Topless Woman and I go for a walk around the playa. Topless Woman
gets photographed 12 times, I get asked to move further to the left 12 times
while they photograph Topless Woman. You know, I think I got offered one free
beer (and it was Bud Light) and a couple hits off some skankweed the whole time
I was there. Topless Woman left with a cooler full of food and alcohol that she
never had to touch.
gender at the gate
-- Dennis Hinkamp