This is not "home"
What's the fucking deal with the BMorg sending out e-mails ending with a chirpy "Welcome home!" like it's some kind of Rainbow Gathering. What's next? Holding hands before dinner and chanting 'om'? Yelling "we love you" across the playa?
I keep hearing Black Rock City referred to as "home." I'm on this Ranger list and they're like,
"Yup, got the truck loaded. I'm heading home!"
Bend me over and fuck me with some rusty rebar. Burning Man is turning into a Star Tek convention.
This not your home, people. Your home has running water - and no naked women running around!
- Caution Mike