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Ten ways to fuck up your life at Burning Man

Participate in a bikelight boycott
Vodka-bong like a bottomless pit at high noon
Fiddle with the Rohypnol dealer
Stage a hug raid on Death Guild
Marry a stalker while under the influence
Pin the tail on the speeding Dragon
Piss orange
Engage in pogo-stick humping
Shun sunscreen
Engage in trampoline-assisted intercourse

- Orange Peel Moses

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