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Haiku - 1996

See naked people!

Are they using sunscreen?

Smell the flesh burning


Drink lots of water

Be sure to always piss clear

Drink lots of water


Hungry for some flesh?

Stop by McSatan's for food

The burgers are good


Sleep during the day

It is way too hot to play

Be awake all night


Such a clear night sky!

Let's lie down on the playa

And count all the stars


You want to be clean?

Ha ha, you silly person!

You're on the playa!


Watch the fire roaring.

Hey, where are the marshmallows?

I want to toast them


Should we come next year?

Will there be tons of people?

Each year, the same thoughts

--Heather Shirkey


Labor Day Weekend

Who's laboring, anyway?

Not me, I'm chillin'


The Mousetrap is here

I can't wait to see it work

Wired says it's cool


Writing for Piss Clear

Shit, when will I get a life?

I mean, um, how cool!


Lazy Saturday

Hanging out at McSatan's

You want fries with that?


It's so dark inside

The Camera Obscura

Hey, who pinched my butt?


Sex in the desert

Wind blows through my pubic hair

Oops, forgot the lube


Nam Gninrub. Hmmm.

Yup, Burning Man spelled backwards

That's dumb, nevermind


Sunday night is nigh

Burn the man already, jeez

Anticlimactic

--PF


Dreaming Burning Man

The playa is on my mind

Get to Black Rock soon


Some here are naked

Lots of people here on drugs

Summer camp for freaks!


Central Camp is cool

Theme camps are interesting

It's too loud at night


Techno Ghetto rules!

Six sound systems blasting beats

It's a long walk though


Producing Piss Clear

Is a big pain-in-the-ass

Gratifying though


Please don't steal my bike

It's the only one I have

I need it out here


My mouth is gritty

There's playa dust in my teeth

Where's my damn toothbrush?


Burn it down quickly

We're tired let's just go home

Last night was more fun

--Adrian Roberts



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