Piss Clear  -- Black Rock City's favorite alternative newspaper


Home > Regular Features > Haiku >                       

Haiku - 2000

Dust gets everywhere

Even in my underpants

I wish it would rain


The one thing I brought

That I wish I had forgot

Was diarrhea


When the sun goes down

And the wind begins to blow

We'll sleep in a kite


Blowing dust and mud

Nude man with a Prince Albert

An infected dick


Parasol gives shade

Your hazy noon-time swagger

Dirt fashion runway


To take a shower

You must avoid the naked

Following the truck


Naked noon time man

Riding your bike so slowly

Is your ass on fire?


There is a small chance

While space-walking the playa

You might get blown up


A razor booger

Is lodged up in my sinus

Please don't touch my nose


We're all neighbors here

Dusty un-asked-for houseguest

Join us in our camp


Asleep in the dirt

When will the giant dick fall

I guess not ever

- Mikey & Andy


At night piss all seems

Streams kinda greyish blue but

It sure smells the same

- Gavin Heck


Harry Larvey takes

Another jolly bong rip

Your ticket money!

- Dr. Cliff


Everything you trade

You bought before you got here

No commerce my ass


Seven years ago

The fire lingam was cool

Now the opera sucks


Burning Man costs more

Than going to Hawaii

Next year: Aloha!


Drank enough water

But still pissing bright yellow

Ah! The vitamins


In the desert sun

A pint of Ben & Jerry's

Freezers rock my world

-- PF


You coast three feet on

A hundred dollar scooter

Try walking, jerk-off!



by Bryan Finch

My playa breakfast:

Pop Tarts, chips, pepperoni

And 5htp


Please, burn the Man quick

My dry ice has melted and

I miss my cat, Bob


We shout, "Spectator!"

At a man in jeans and hat

It's Larry Harvey

-- Tokyo Rico



2002 Piss Clear
Web site design and construction by David Wisz