Bitter Love 2001
sex advice from Dan Bitter
girlfriend and I are both in our early 20s and polyamorous. This is our first
time at Burning Man, and I was wondering where we can go to find other couples
like us. Any ideas?
ÐÐö Cute, Randy And
question isn't where you can go to find people like you - the question is:
where can *I* go to AVOID people like you. Are you kidding? Ninety percent of
everyone here is so-called 'polyamorous,' even if it's just what most of us
call 'CHEATING.' Polyamory is just one of those words people make up to feel
like they're doing something new and original, on the bleeding edge of sex
technology. Really, it's just that the word 'swinger' sounds totally dork-ass
these days. But admit it, that's what you are. So where can you find other
swingers? Try Camp Fondue - I hear there's a key party on Friday.
know if you remember me, but you recently published my letter about my
obnoxious campmate who kept coming into my tent while I was having sex with
strange men I'd met on the playa. Well, I took your advice and bludgeoned him
to death with a piece of rebar, but now all these FBI agents and cops and Black
Rock Rangers are supposedly looking for me. Apparently I'm some kind of murder
suspect. What do I do now?
Ðö I Follow Useful,
Creative, Knowledge-Enriched Directions Utterly
Dear I FUCKED UP:
sorry! I forgot the most important piece of advice: you also need to kill any
witnesses, cops, District Attorneys, and anyone else who might be interfering
with your quality of life here on the playa as a result of this incident. Hope
you didn't throw that piece of rebar away yet!
straight-acting, tranny-chasing lipstick lesbian trapped in the body of a
bi-curious, leather-queen gendermorph. I'm comfortable as a top or a bottom,
but I usually prefer the middle. I'm into heavy S&M, light B&D, some
M&M, BBC, R&D, and PDQ. Lately I've been into corkscrewing and
meta-fisting, and I'm dying to try teledildonic watersports. Myquestion is:
where can I go at Burning Man to find others like me?
ö Just A Normal Kooky
that you? I told you to stop bugging me when I'm working...
A while ago
I asked my loyal readers to send in suggestions for a cute, snappy word for
giving a blowjob with a mouthful of playa mud while on fire. The three top
contenders are Slippery Blowtorching, Mudflapping Farenheit 451, and Sliding
Down the Fire Pole. Personally, I almost removed the first option from the
running, as I'm afraid my Aunt Blowtorch would be terribly offended and would
never forgive me. You can vote by writing your favorite down and giving it to
one of the friendly Cafe workers. May the best word win!