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Things we‚d like to see next year at Burning Man 1996

a Ben & Jerry‚s ice cream store franchise

a bike messenger service

The Sharper Image (for the bike messengers to hang out in front of)

a brothel (hey, they‚re legal in Nevada!)

homeless people

an Internet cafe with ISDN connections

a juice bar

a karaoke bar

The Mushroom Tea Room

a piercing-and-tattooing theme camp

a roller coaster

shuttle bus service to rave camp

Taco Hell (to compete with McSatan‚s)

Times Square-type zipper sign, with assorted Jenny Holzerisms

a vegetarian alternative to McSatan‚s

Wal-Dust discount store

ųlist compiled by PF, Adrian Roberts, and Heather Shirkey

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