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Things we'd like to see next year 1998

another newspaper to compete with Piss Clear and the Black Rock Gazette

Black Rock City Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Pride Parade and Celebration

Black Rock City's very own ISP

Burning Elvis

daily press conferences

de-rhythmizer devices guaranteed to throw even the most talented drum circles off beat

fewer people

Fly Hot Springs

homeless people

hot dog carts

a karaoke bar

less naked people

a Media-Free Zone, about ten miles wide

monster trucks

more porta-potties

a nighttime driving range with glow-in-the-dark golf balls

a public transportation system

a really, really big storm

reserved seating for the Burn

a thundering herd of Samauri horsemen terrorizing spectators

the Black Rock City Super Mall

the triumphant return of Rave Camp

a video arcade

Y2K Camp

compiled by Gxeoxchi, Perry Lane, Charles Lucas, Swirly Rat Jr., and Adrian Roberts

2002 Piss Clear
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