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 Theme camps and things weâd like to see next year at
Burning Man 2001
 A more civil government response to an art event rather than
more G.I. jerk-offs in camoflage playing art critic
 All-You-Can-Eat Composting Hut
 an olympic-sized pool
 anyone who takes a photo of a nude person must also be nude
themselves
 better aim in the porta-potties
 Camp Quiet
 Day Traders Bitch Camp
 Do-It-Yourself Body Piercing Camp
 Dog BBQ, to offend all the idiots who insist on bringing
their dogs
 Dr. Seuss Camp, with a Star-Bellied Sneetches Machine 
 fewer rules
 Free Booze Camp
 Free Drugs Camp
 Free Food Camp
 Free Safe Sex With Sexpots Camp
 G.W. Bush's daughters, because they know they won't get
carded here for drinking booze
 Gary Condit Love Nest and Body Disposal
 golf cart taxi service for the more broken Burners.
 large hot pipe organ
 Piss Clear vs. the
Black Rock Gazette Death Match Camp
 Shit Out of Luck Camp
 Stick That Camera Up Your Ass Camp.
 The Let's Clone Jesus from the Shroud of Turin Camp
 The Miller Beer Commercial White Trash Audition Camp
 Waterslide Camp 
 You're a Superstah Camp
 ÷ list compiled by °lux, Dennis Hinkamp, Lenny Jones, Erica
Candy Kane, Penfold, and Zabriski
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