Top 10 Albums for the Playa 2000
by Gavin Heck
1. Kruder &
Dorfmeister ÷ The K&D Sessions
Sexy, stoney music made by people with dorkier names than
2. Naked Funk ÷ Valium
beats for when the aliens come for your cum.
3. Q-Burns Abstract
Message ÷ Feng Shui
"Everything here must have its place." Indeed.
4. Tom Waits ÷ Mule Variations
Perfect hangover music for your neighbors.
5. DJ Cam ÷ The
Tunes for your tongue. (French, get it?)
6. Dee-lite ÷ Sampladelic remixes
How do you say dee-desert?
7. Dimitri from Paris
÷ A Night at the Playboy Mansion
Bring your ass (to shake) and your ascot (to wear).
8. Bob Marley ÷ Dreams of Freedom (Bill Lazwell Remixes)
Can't move? Made of clouds? This is your acoustic pillow.
9. Funki Porcini
÷ The Ultimately Empty Million Pounds
More sexy beats, where is my chest hair wig?
10. Atari Teenage
Riot ÷ 60 Second Wipe Out
Wake the fuck up, its time to clean up and go home!