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 Top 10 Albums for the Playa 2000
 by Gavin Heck
 1. Kruder &
Dorfmeister ÷ The K&D Sessions
 Sexy, stoney music made by people with dorkier names than
yours!
 2. Naked Funk ÷ Valium
 X-Files influenced
beats for when the aliens come for your cum.
 3. Q-Burns Abstract
Message ÷ Feng Shui
 "Everything here must have its place." Indeed.
 4. Tom Waits ÷ Mule Variations
 Perfect hangover music for your neighbors.
 5. DJ Cam ÷ The
French Connection
 Tunes for your tongue. (French, get it?)
 6. Dee-lite ÷ Sampladelic remixes 
 How do you say dee-desert?
 7. Dimitri from Paris
÷ A Night at the Playboy Mansion
 Bring your ass (to shake) and your ascot (to wear).
 8. Bob Marley ÷ Dreams of Freedom (Bill Lazwell Remixes)
 Can't move? Made of clouds? This is your acoustic pillow.
 9. Funki Porcini
÷ The Ultimately Empty Million Pounds
 More sexy beats, where is my chest hair wig?
 10. Atari Teenage
Riot ÷ 60 Second Wipe Out
 Wake the fuck up, its time to clean up and go home!
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